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KING WILBA - Winter has come

The following prose was discovered in King Wilba's Royal Chest during a welfare check undertaken by KPW investigators, along with a bag of precious jewels, a love letter from Queen Hollie and a half-eaten leg of turkey. The King has not been seen since losing his Global Wrestling Entertainment title shot at the last KPW show against his hated foe "Powerhouse" Jade Diamond.

"Three long years
Three long years, victory, loss and love

The clock ticks and the leaves fall as the dawn of winter descends
The king falls ill
Ill from another loss,
Another travesty...  a broken land
Dropped by another peasant's hand
What King can excuse himself?
What leader will let himself be bettered by a common man?
Your King has...  And forgiveness is not expected...

Yet with the cold gust of defeat come new beginnings
Your King will return, to thwart his prey
To crush his opposers and reclaim his rightful place as KING OF KPW!

The wind is changing now, I can feel it
I can breathe the new air, the taste of victory is afoot
I must face him, I must CRUSH HIM
The Island monster Mr Samoa and the village savage Wild Wilz will fall.
Mister Jimmy Fox will be employed as Royal protection. VICTORY SHALL COME!

YOUR KING RETURNS, SEPTEMBER 23rd, COSSIE CLUB, UPPER HUTT, 2:00 PM

Attendance is necessary for all who wish not to commit treason."

KING WILBA

Self-proclaimed King of KPW; Royal Consort of Queen Hollie

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