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Bad teeth, horrible accents and poor hygeine

No I'm not talking about Tauranga... this time

Ah merry old England a country famous not for its supreme athletes, wonderful scenery or A-list party life but rather bad teeth, horrible accents and quite possibly the worst hygiene in the developed world.

So it can be safely assumed that any success or form of wealth Marcus Kool has accumulated has been while he has been free loading on our shores. I mean sure kid you're quick, agile and greasier than a chip buttie but you have never faced this A-Lister in your travels.

Your credentials are impressive on paper but really you have yet to be challenged in KPW don't ya Marcus? I mean the Brute isn't exactly the most calculating of individuals and Jimmy Foxx well he's just... unique. I've seen what you can bring overseas Mr Kool and that's who I want to face on January 21, not this disgusting panderer who thinks they are "richer" for having the fans support.

Those fans will get you nowhere, just ask Stix, ask Wild Willz. Make no mistake I know how dangerous your Kool Intentions superkick is, I know you have experience in bigger environments and you have probably fought bigger dogs in your time but as I've said you have NEVER faced ME.

Lets' go to the statistics shall we? I have superior strength, superior looks and most importantly superior wealth. I fought long and hard for my silver spoon and I'm not about to let it go without a fight. You think I'm just going to let you come near my expensive dental work to try and make me look more like your people? You must be stupider than what I thought.

Marcus Kool the duke of Danger, Alex Donahue and myself will see you on the 21st to reintroduce you to the true meaning of A-List. Our dynasty is rolling and you will be a mere speed bump.

Bank on it

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