This is your very own A-List Rodeo Drive broadcast journalist Alex "Danger" Donahue here and through my top tier sources I've got the scoop for you on "Grudge Night" the next big KPW show to hit Wellington on November 4th at Wellington High School!
Now normally I don't share this kind of news with nobodies like yourselves but I just couldn't keep this quiet! I was fortunate enough to track down Rip Morgan, the CEO of KPW, and get an update on what "Grudge Night" is going to be all about! Rip told me that on November the 4th KPW stars will collide in an effort to settle old scores, end old feuds and bring closure to old rivalries!
Make no mistake fans there are a lot of wrestlers in KPW that simply can't stand each other! You only need to cast your mind back to "True Mana" where the true feelings between KPW Champion The Technician and his (now former) tag team partner 3G Kade Morgan were revealed after they lost their KPW Tag Team Championships to the team of H-Flame and Lazarus Volt! The Technician and 3G can't stand each other and whilst no matches for "Grudge Night" have yet to be announced I have no doubt there will be a confrontation of sorts between these 2 at some point!
Speaking of our new Tag Champs, Volt and H-Flame will surely be defending their newly won titles at "Grudge Night". Potential opponents are yet to be announced but I can reveal that King Wilbur has made no secret that he wants those belts and he's been rather critical of CEO Rip Morgan in the process of issuing his challenge! I brought this up with Rip and at the very mention of King Wilbur he went into such a rage that I thought his hip was going to pop out and the last few wisps of hair on his head were going to fall out from stress! There is no doubt he wants to see the self proclaimed King of KPW punished for his comments towards him! Now fans let me say that I agree with everything King Wilbur has said about our decrepit CEO but come on King Wilbur think clearly! You don't even have a tag partner the last time I looked! Be careful what you wish for my royal friend for you just might get it! And I don't think Queen Hollie will have time to worry about the tag titles for unless I'm mistaken that was Jessie featured in the "Grudge Night" promotional poster and the vicious history between those 2 is no secret to KPW faithful!
Now I don't know who my A-List companion The King of Bling Charlie Roberts will be facing but I can tell you this; whoever is stupid enough to get in the ring with C-Rob will be shown exactly why Charlie Roberts is the hottest thing in wrestling today and why Rodeo Drive is where the A-listers shine! Do your worst Rip Morgan because Rodeo Drive is where it's at and at "Grudge Night" we'll demonstrate that to you and all the idiotic KPW fans once again!
That's all I have to say to you rabble today but as I am the most hooked up wrestling journalist in KPW rest assured I'll provide you with more news as it comes to hand! I think it's safe to say that KPW "Grudge Match" will shake Wellington High School to it's very foundations and that many of the KPW stars will never be the same again!
Until next time this is Alex "Danger" Donahue saying see you all on November the 4th for KPW "Grudge Night" at Wellington High School and remember peons that if you aint Rodeo Drive...you aint A-List!