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Envy - One of the seven deadly sins
It is arguably the most dangerous of the seven sins because envy consumes you. Envy drives a man to commit acts that he would normally never even dream of doing. Envy becomes your entire world and drives your every move and desire.
Here in Rodeo Drive we are used to envy. The King of Bling Charlie Roberts and myself are used to envious glances and jealous stares being directed towards us. We are, after all the A-List stars of KPW spending our winters in social hotspots like LA and Hawaii while the rest of the KPW slackers go around their daily business in dreary Wellington complaining of the cold and the fact that their lives have no direction.
Yeah we're used to envy. What we aren't used to is losing matches! We lost because of that little 4 letter word, "envy"! Wild Willz, jealous of our money, our good looks, our talent and our social standing kept challenging Charlie Roberts with the obvious intention of making a name for himself in KPW. His actions attracted the attention of KPW President Rip Morgan, a bitter and twisted old man who is envious of everything that Rodeo Drive stands for! He was only too happy to turn the match between Wild Wilz and The Ayatollah of High Rolla's Charlie Roberts into a no disqualification match at True Mana.
Make no mistake, Wild Willz is a warrior and a truly ferocious hunter! No disqualification matches truly bring out the animal in men and such a match was made for a savage like Wild Willz! At True Mana Wild Willz truly was a wild man! He bit Charlie Roberts, he scratched Charlie Roberts, he bludgeoned him with closed fists and then had the nerve to pull my shirt over my head and chop me to within an inch of my life in front of that disgusting crowd of Wellington street trash!
You always hear about the rich being robbed by envious people but you never think it would happen to you.
Charlie Roberts was robbed! Robbed by Rip Morgan and the rest of the deadbeats in KPW management!
Rip Morgan, Wild Willz and the rest of you idiots need to understand that Charlie Roberts is the very essence of what it means to be a world class athlete today! Rich, successful and in peak physical condition Charlie Roberts has the strength and speed of a leopard, the heart of a champion and a mind to rival a Nobel prize winner! To put Charlie Roberts in a no disqualification match with a degenerate like Wild Wilz is beyond appalling treatment.
Well we have had enough! It is time for the Era of A-List to begin and we are officially serving notice to you Rip Morgan and to all the chumps in the KPW locker room that is you don't wanna roll with Rodeo Drive you'd best get out of our way because as sure as my middle name is Danger I will not rest until all of the KPW gold is around the waist of Charlie Roberts where it belongs and we will have the respect and the recognition from New Zealand that we so rightly deserve!
Keep watching and remember that if you aint Rodeo Drive...you aint A-list!
Alex "Danger" Donahue