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Pretty... disappointed
Greetings to All from the Kingdom Of Pretty
So it would appear KPW Management are at it again. Just when I've done Kiwi Pro Wrestling fans the favour of scaring that blonde skank Nurse Payne away (you're welcome) the geniuses who cower in the office out the back decide foisting Jessie upon us is somehow a good idea. At Fan Appreciation Night no less. Ummm, hello Mangement, but I'm pretty sure F.A.N means the fans want to be able to appreciate their Queen, WITHOUT interruption from some rejected former member of the greatest wrestling stable New Zealand has ever seen.
But thanks to you, not only do all my loyal subjects have to tolerate Jessie, she apparently has a "surprise" for me. Obviously I'm terrified. What are you going to do Jess? Pull a wig off and reveal you're an embittered woman who never got over the fact that I was always the "pretty" in Team Pretty?
That's it, isn't it. This is just another desperate attempt for attention from the person you wish you were. Me. I may be the only standing member of Team Pretty, but the team certainly isn't suffering a lack of attraction, especially because less you has meant more me for the fans. It's been win/win without you here.
I'm just trying to give my adoring public what they want. I don't know why the powers that be keep trying to bring me down. It's an insult to the fans who, lets face it, only pay to see me anyway.
Jessie, if you decide to continue your suffering and complete lack of objectivity toward what our audience wants, then I'll see you on Friday the 11th of March. Bring your little surprise and I'll resume your humiliation. I'm determined to give the fans what they crave - more me. And I'm not worried about losing a match, because I know you can't win a fight.
This is Queen Hollie reminding you:
"I don't need to be nice. I'm Pretty."