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Donahue chats with Wonderful Wilba Force
Stand up and take notice peons!
This is KPW's most accomplished broadcast journalist Alex "Danger" Donahue here with a KPW exclusive! I'm fortunate enough at this time to be joined by a man who makes an impact wherever he goes! This man boasts an undefeated record thus far in KPW since making his debut last year. This man has dominated all opponents with his brute strength and vicious tactics and has now stengthened his position in this company by forming a bone crushing alliance with the dangerous veteran Irishman Mike Ryan! Unless you've been living under a rock (or in Taita) you'll know who I'm talking about! I'm talking about The Wonderful Wilba Force!
Alex "Danger" Donahue: Wilba Force thanks for taking this time. At Fan Appreciation Night on 11 March at Wellington High School you and Mike Ryan will face your toughest challenge yet against the team of "Powerhouse" Jade Diamond and Whetu The Maori Warrior! Do you feel that this is KPW management taking steps to destroy "The New True Dynasty" as it begins to build momentum?
Wonderful Wilba Force: Destroy us? Destroying "The New True Dynasty" is completely impossible Donahue, the mere fact that you would even ask me such a ridiculous question makes me question your motives and intelligence. But do I think that the out of touch KPW management would do everything they could to slow our progress? Yes of course! Jealousy is a vile curse that floods through the veins of every member of KPW management, and most of the roster!
ADD: Diamond and Whetu have given opponents a lot of trouble with their combination of power and speed. Whilst yourself and the Irishman can certainly match power with "The Mighty Team" how do you plan to counter their speed advantage?
WWF: Brutality, tenacity and the will to win at all costs. I don't care if you put Mike Ryan and I against the Bushwhackers! Whoever it is we will break their will and pride until they are crumpled on the ground like a whimpering puppy. Diamond and Whetu may be fast but are you forgetting who my tag team partner is? The Irish Man Mike Ryan has been fighting for over 25 years for gods sake! We are unbeatable!
ADD: There has been speculation in the KPW locker room that Mike Ryan and yourself will have trouble with the fact that The Maori Warrior and The Powerhouse have been teaming together for quite a while but you and Ryan only have a couple of matches together under your belts. How do you respond to the rumours that you and Mike Ryan won't be as cohesive a unit as "The Mighty Team"?
WWF: They can flip off the top ropes all day and claim they are the best, tell all their adoring ignorant fans that they are a unit. It doesn't change the fact that they have lost every single one of their matches in the last two years! Stats don't lie Danger, and the only lie in the middle of that ring come March 11 will be the claim that Diamond has quit the juicing up!!
ADD: Wilba Force you have proven in the past to be an eloquent and intelligent wrestler. A thinking man's heavyweight if you will, and it's no secret that Irishman Mike Ryan is exceptionally well studied in ring tactics and psychology. Do you think you will have an intelligence advantage over Jade Diamond and Whetu at Fan Appreciation Night?
WWF: Of course you idiot. Weather it's a wrestling match or a debate about the need to cut all the idiots off from this pathetic nanny state, my intelligence will be superior... And its not even a competition against Diamond and The Maori Warrior... A two year old Romanian orphan could out think those two morons Danger!!
ADD: In 2010 you smashed Blair Rhodes, you tamed The Young Lion Dane King and The X Factor Mark Freemantle and formed an alliance with Irishman Mike Ryan to cap off one of the most successful first years for any wrestler in KPW history. What does 2011 hold for the Wonderful One?
WWF: One thing and one thing only. The KPW Tag Team Championship. Mark my words by the end of this year you will have the most fearsome tag champions KPW has ever seen. A dark day is dawning Donahue. And no one will be safe from the FORCE OF NATURE!